Movies That Can't Be Unseen (NSFW)

Nick from The Cinematic Katzenjammer is running a blogathon entitled "Most F**ked Up Movies I've Ever Seen" and this is my official entry. The films are in no particular order, but I'd say "Header" certainly tops the list in terms of depravity. I assume Nick started this blogathon in October for Halloween, but it could just be that he's a weird sumbitch. Click the photo to see who else has added to the blogathon.

If you're gonna screw some brains, you'll need to drill a hole.

Header - A redneck West Va. family has a tradition of taking revenge by drilling a hole in their enemy's head and fucking it. Usually they pick a family member of someone who has wronged them. That's right, they literally fuck people's brains. 

Human Centipede - This is an obvious one that many people know of. Still, it belongs here. This is the most well-crafted film you will see that features people being forced to eat feces from an ass there mouth has been sewn onto.

Stoic - Uwe Boll is unjustly criticized by many, but here he directs a disturbing piece that's based on true events. Among the atrocities there is a guy who eats his own puke off a floor and then gets anally raped with a broomstick.

Run! Bitch! Run! - A catholic schoolgirl missionary gets abducted by a group of criminals. One of the criminals is an adult female who forces the schoolgirl to perform oral sex on her while she holds a gun to her head.

Baby Blues - A severe case of postpartum depression leads a mother to brutally murder each of her many children.

When she grows up she becomes a hooker. I assume she gives killer handjobs.

Imprint - A "Masters of Horror" episode directed by Takahashi Miike. So disturbing that Showtime refused to broadcast this episode. Nearly all of Miike's work is disturbing, but here he shows how to film a terrifying torture scene without the need for gore. Also, there's a chick with a hand growing out of her head. The hand has a mouth and can speak. Freaky....

Cigarette Burns - Another MOH episode, this time by John Carpenter. The film is about a supernatural being who has been wronged. The really F'ed up scene involves a guy opening his abdomen and attaching his intestines to a film reel.

Closure - A rape-revenge movie starring Gillian Anderson from the X-files. She rapes a man with the barrel of a rifle. Or maybe it was a shotgun, either way, can you imagine the damaged caused by the sights on the end of the barrel....eww

Antichrist - A film by the always F'ed up Lars von Trier. Charlotte Gainsbourg smashes Willem Dafoe's testicles and then manually stimulates him until he ejaculates a mixture of blood and semen. She felt bad about that though, so she cuts off her clitoris with some scissors.

Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door - Based on a true story. A girl who's parents die goes to live with her aunty who teaches her own kids to maim and rape the girl. They also burn the girl's ladyparts with a blowtorch before she dies.

High Tension - A popular french horror movie with plenty of gore. The scene that applies here features a guy getting blown.....by a disembodied head.

Deadgirl - Two kids find a zombie girl chained up in an abandoned building. What do they do with her? They rape her of course. One of them sticks their penis in a bullet wound they gave her.

The monster penis from Bad Biology

Bad Biology - A girl with 7 clits gets pregnant every time she has sex. She has the baby within 24 hours and they all look like demons. She throws them away. She meets her match in a boy with a penis that is several feet long, until the penis becomes sentient and breaks free from the boy's body.

Hard Candy - Ellen Page cuts out a dude's testicles and drops them down a garbage disposal before forcing him to hang himself. Thanks a lot Juno.

Grace - A mother has a stillborn daughter, but then she miraculously comes back to life. The baby refuses formula and can only be calmed with a taste of blood. The ending reveals a mother with a half-eaten breast who flatly delivers the line, "She's teething."

A sexy lady from Feed

Feed - A online crimes investigator discovers a website that features incredibly fat women being fed to death. There are wagers being placed on how fat they'll be at the time of death. The bad guy fattens them up by feeding them a mush gruel-like substance that is revealed to contain his previous victims as the secret ingredient.

Wolf Creek - In this serial killer film the bad guy cuts the spinal chord of his victims causing instant paralysis. This torture method is based on an actual case.

The Skin I Live In - Antonio Banderas is a plastic surgeon who mistakenly believes a guy molested his daughter. She later commits suicide. He captures the alleged assailant and puts him in a cave until he's skinny. Then he sedates him and takes him to his own private clinic where he performs a vaginoplasty, turning the man into a woman against his will. He keeps him/her locked away at home until he falls in love with her.

The Woman - Lucky McKee directs this film about an average family who find a feral woman near their home. The father of this family chains her up in a cellar where he physically and sexually abuses her. The son takes part as well but the rest of the family has reservations. No matter, once she breaks loose she kills them all. We also learn that this woman might not be the first unusual pet the family owns.